This is a thing
My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

A wall is a door too. It just doesn’t know it’s a door yet.
The fighter of the party, before punching down his third wall that session. (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

one of our bards: I run into the cave!!!

bard: … but slowly.

monk: … D-do you mean walking?

bard: ….. maybe???

M83 / Smash Mouth - Allstar City
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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!


I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!

gentlemanbones:

neilnevins:

costers-german-hole:

Hugh-gi-oh

heart of the cards, Jimbo!

I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!

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pulpfanfiction:

so /a/ (the anime board of 4chan if ur some kind of uncultured nerd) decided to form an orchestra in which anyone who owns an instrument plays an anime song and submits it to be edited together and uh

to put it lightly

they sound like a fucking middle school band

so without further comment, here is fly me to the moon

Underoath - It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door
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thedeathoftheparty:

My knuckles have turned to white
There’s no turning back tonight
So kiss me one last time